I Have Microplastics In My Balls

"I Have Microplastics in My Balls" T-Shirt

Stay ahead of the curve (and the climate crisis) with this hilariously dark "I Have Microplastics in My Balls" t-shirt. Perfect for eco-conscious comedians, science lovers, and anyone with a questionable sense of humor, this tee is both a conversation starter and a stark reminder of modern realities. Made from ultra-soft fabric, it’s comfy enough to wear while pondering the state of the planet—or just making people laugh uncomfortably.

♻️ Soft, breathable fabric (ironically, no microplastics included)
😂 Unisex fit – because we’re all in this mess together
🌎 Bold design that raises awareness… kinda

Wear it. Own it. Accept your fate. 💀♻️